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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    I once sang “they call me big papa” at the perfect time, and we both rolled off the bed laughing. Fun sex is the best sex.

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      I once said ‘no homo’ while getting a blowjob from a dude, right as I was finishing.

      Ever seen milk shoot outta someone’s nose when they laugh?

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        That’s horribley haliarious

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          It’s one of my favorite sex stories. It was so fucking funny. It was his first time with a guy, and he fucking lost it

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            I can’t imagine he enjoyed it that much lol I think if i nose shot a womans shot id probably hate it and laugh

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              Oh, man, he was down for like a solid minute, eyes watering, nose running (with multiple substances), hacking and coughing. It was fucking hilarious once I knew he was okay, and he laughs about it now lol

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