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minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·7 days agoI don’t need condoms if I only use my left foot. Sex health tip for everyone : use a condom if you use penis or vagina but with a left foot in her ass no one can get pregnant…
minus-squareManticore@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·7 days agoAccidentally used my right foot, now a father of five
minus-squareGripenGal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoCondoms prevent more things than pregnancy…
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 days agoAnd which of those can be transferred via a left foot in a asshole?
minus-squarerestingOface@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days agoAlready have that. At this point, I’m more concerned about athlete’s ass.
minus-squarethespcicifcocean@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoJust be sure to wear a flip flop and you’ll probably be fine
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoOf all shoe styles… Flip flops are probably the least safe…
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 days agosafer than track cleats by a mile
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-27 days agoI can do the thing where you put your hands together but then wiggle your middle fingers… Where does that puy me?
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoDisqualified from causing pregnancy… WIN!!!
I don’t need condoms if I only use my left foot.
Sex health tip for everyone : use a condom if you use penis or vagina but with a left foot in her ass no one can get pregnant…
Accidentally used my right foot, now a father of five
Condoms prevent more things than pregnancy…
And which of those can be transferred via a left foot in a asshole?
athlete’s foot.
Already have that. At this point, I’m more concerned about athlete’s ass.
Ok, that one is probably true
Just be sure to wear a flip flop and you’ll probably be fine
Of all shoe styles… Flip flops are probably the least safe…
safer than track cleats by a mile
depends on how flexible you are.
I can do the thing where you put your hands together but then wiggle your middle fingers… Where does that puy me?
oooooh sorry that disqualifies you
Disqualified from causing pregnancy… WIN!!!