Oh Dario. You were just doing a play for investors, as in “AGI is almost here, trust us, almost here. Just give us our IPO money”.
You never meant for the government to actually believe you! dang it! 😭
The government didn’t believe any of the marketing. But The Diapered One gladly took this as an opportunity for a shakedown. It’s bribe o’clock at Mar-a-Lago; as soon as that’s done, you’ll see all the “security concerns” fall apart fairly quickly. It was the same with NVIDIA’s chip exports to China, which magically became less of a concern after the CEO’s $1m USD dinner at Mar-a-Lago.
Naw, this’ll just be fed to potential investors as chum to sharks.
AFAIK, Anthropic’s IPO is mid-october. So, until then it’ll frequently hit the news how “Anthropic is ‘trying’ to release Fable 5, but it’s just sooooo good that the government won’t allow it” and all the drama and concessions in between.
Then around the beginning of October, (weeks before the IPO) they’ll have a " breakthrough " and will receive the blessing of the government to release it. This could be in the form of mandatory citizenship checks, better “safeguards”, etc.
Regardless, all this’ll happen shortly before the IPO. It’ll be a Christmas Miracle /s! People won’t have enough time to know if Fable 5 meets the hype, but it won’t stop investors from buying stock in a nonprofitable company.
Oh Dario. You were just doing a play for investors, as in “AGI is almost here, trust us, almost here. Just give us our IPO money”. You never meant for the government to actually believe you! dang it! 😭
The government didn’t believe any of the marketing. But The Diapered One gladly took this as an opportunity for a shakedown. It’s bribe o’clock at Mar-a-Lago; as soon as that’s done, you’ll see all the “security concerns” fall apart fairly quickly. It was the same with NVIDIA’s chip exports to China, which magically became less of a concern after the CEO’s $1m USD dinner at Mar-a-Lago.
Naw, this’ll just be fed to potential investors as chum to sharks.
AFAIK, Anthropic’s IPO is mid-october. So, until then it’ll frequently hit the news how “Anthropic is ‘trying’ to release Fable 5, but it’s just sooooo good that the government won’t allow it” and all the drama and concessions in between.
Then around the beginning of October, (weeks before the IPO) they’ll have a " breakthrough " and will receive the blessing of the government to release it. This could be in the form of mandatory citizenship checks, better “safeguards”, etc.
Regardless, all this’ll happen shortly before the IPO. It’ll be a Christmas Miracle /s! People won’t have enough time to know if Fable 5 meets the hype, but it won’t stop investors from buying stock in a nonprofitable company.