I was once browsing a food/produce open air market right near closing time. A merchant asked me if I wanted to buy two whole pineapples, for $1.00. I said yes.
Then I took them home and ate two whole pineapples in one sitting (after I peeled and sliced them).
did you know that if you eat an entire jar of green olives in one sitting you’ll get explosive diarrhea? um, that’s what my friend told me
I was once browsing a food/produce open air market right near closing time. A merchant asked me if I wanted to buy two whole pineapples, for $1.00. I said yes.
Then I took them home and ate two whole pineapples in one sitting (after I peeled and sliced them).
My stomach hated me for several days.
That’s hilarious. (but delicious)
Pineapple bites back. I tried drinking whiskey and eating fresh pineapple once and screamed and threw my glass down
Pineapple hates me. I just can’t eat it anymore because it burns my tongue and throat for several hours after I eat it. You have balls, man!
Oh god yes. My mouth and throat were raw. Still worth it.
That’s why I eat black olives. The properly cured black olives is my secret. I can’t get enough of them.