haha. I woke up one day at 8 (pm) on the couch. it was still light out so I figured I had overslept.
called my boss in a panic, he no pick up.
txted him saying I’d be in soon as I could (45 min commute).
10 mins later I was more awake and realized my mistake I said ‘nm I’ll see you tomorrow’.
in my defense I was looking at an analog clock on the wall.
next day he said in the break room ‘oh someone went by the coffeeshop after work yesterday’

yeh I didn’t hear the end of that one for months