Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agoThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldimagemessage-square45linkfedilinkarrow-up1238arrow-down13
arrow-up1235arrow-down1imageThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square45linkfedilink
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·6 days agoApparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump
minus-squarehayvan@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days ago* sleps kid in the crotch * this bad boy can gain us at least 5m extra.
minus-squareSaapas@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·6 days agoJust your standard penis inspection day
minus-squaremastertigurius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·6 days ago“Hog potential” should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher’s comments.
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·6 days agoYour child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam. “But she doesn’t have a hog…” That’s why she failed, sir.
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoTo be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term “rack size potential”
minus-squarekbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoWhy go through all that hassle when you can just inject acid into your junk? https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
Apparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump
* sleps kid in the crotch * this bad boy can gain us at least 5m extra.
Just your standard penis inspection day
This sounds like hugenics to me
Hogenics
Dongenics
“Hog potential” should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher’s comments.
Your child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam.
“But she doesn’t have a hog…”
That’s why she failed, sir.
To be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term “rack size potential”
Why go through all that hassle when you can just inject acid into your junk?
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer