“what can I getcha; I can do a virgin screwdriver, a virgin appletini, a virgin vodka cranberry and we have a fine selection of pre-fermented wines.”
(when giving liquid meds) “Now I do have salt but I’m fresh outta limes!”
(when giving multiple containers of liquid meds) “will I be mixing these into a cocktail for you or do you want me to line em up like you’re 21 again?”
(when we’re getting ready to bleach the everloving fuck out of the dayroom at 11pm) “you don’t have to go to your room but ya can’t stay here!”
My classics are:
“what can I getcha; I can do a virgin screwdriver, a virgin appletini, a virgin vodka cranberry and we have a fine selection of pre-fermented wines.”
(when giving liquid meds) “Now I do have salt but I’m fresh outta limes!”
(when giving multiple containers of liquid meds) “will I be mixing these into a cocktail for you or do you want me to line em up like you’re 21 again?”
(when we’re getting ready to bleach the everloving fuck out of the dayroom at 11pm) “you don’t have to go to your room but ya can’t stay here!”