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    Clavicular Wakes Up

    An internet celebrity ended their sleep session

    Wakes Up As Hideous, Jawless Monster

    Overnight, a person became an ugly monster that lacks a jaw

    After Rating Old Crone A 4

    Person had publicly declared that they consider a particular elderly individual to be a four out of ten on their personal sexual attractiveness scale.

    Clavicular Wakes Up As Hideous, Jawless Monster After Rating Old Crone A 4

    An internet celebrity had publicly declared that they consider a particular elderly individual to be a four out of ten on their personal sexual attractiveness scale. In response, the elderly individual put a curse on the celebrity while they slept, turning them into an ugly monster that lacks a jaw.