LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zoneM to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 26 days agoSo that's a benefitpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1424arrow-down111
arrow-up1413arrow-down1imageSo that's a benefitpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneLadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zoneM to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square26linkfedilink
minus-squareZink@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·25 days agoMy wife has Schrödinger’s ears. We are in the same room: me: “hey hon” … “honeyyy” … “sweetie the house is on fire” … “the dog invented a time machine” … But when she is on the other side of the house: me to kid: “here’s your cereal, buddy” wife: “WHAAAAAT?” I get to have some fun with it, at least.
My wife has Schrödinger’s ears.
We are in the same room:
me: “hey hon” … “honeyyy” … “sweetie the house is on fire” … “the dog invented a time machine” …
But when she is on the other side of the house:
me to kid: “here’s your cereal, buddy” wife: “WHAAAAAT?”
I get to have some fun with it, at least.