Fire all the regulators, find some shit to pump, get all your buddies in, have the NASDAQ make special rules for you, then everyone who bought in private sells on open when the index funds have to buy in. Many pensions may be legally forced to buy this shit to satisfy regulations.
It’s fucked. Well over 100x revenue multiples at IPO. They just filled their S1.
The market makers are turning index funds into 2008’s CDOs.
It does seem like someone wants their investments back and pass on the money black hole over to the public.
I’d be surprised if they can continue their business as is after an IPO.
SpaceX is going public at $2 Trillion dollars on like $12b of revenue.
They’re trying to foist the bag on to index funds.
How can it be possible?
How in the everloving fuck can that happen?
How are the streets not running with blood?
waves hands
Corruption.
Fire all the regulators, find some shit to pump, get all your buddies in, have the NASDAQ make special rules for you, then everyone who bought in private sells on open when the index funds have to buy in. Many pensions may be legally forced to buy this shit to satisfy regulations.
It’s fucked. Well over 100x revenue multiples at IPO. They just filled their S1.
The market makers are turning index funds into 2008’s CDOs.