• FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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        12 days ago

        I’d feed him to my dog

        But while he’s still alive

        (my dog is about as harmless as it gets, he’s old, missing many teeth and just wants to sleep and cuddle, but still…)

        I’d wager that Bezos tastes bitter, sour and otherwise unpleasant

        • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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          12 days ago

          Don’t do that to your poor dog. Let’s just treat Jeff like government cheese, stored in slices in a cave, because nobody wants to eat it.