Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoAs a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accuratelemmy.worldimagemessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1imageAs a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accuratelemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square49linkfedilink
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoGot attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
minus-squarescbasteve@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoHe was after the two wolves inside you *Somebody already made that joke, I’m killing myself
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoDon’t kill yourself. Kill one of the wolves inside you. Then you still have one wolf
minus-squarermuk@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoOnce you’re down to a single wolf inside you, you’ll find it easier to cross the river inside you with the cabbage and goat that are also inside you.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoI hope I also have some Pepto-bismol inside me with that big conundrum!
Got attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
He was after the two wolves inside you
*Somebody already made that joke, I’m killing myself
Don’t kill yourself. Kill one of the wolves inside you. Then you still have one wolf
Once you’re down to a single wolf inside you, you’ll find it easier to cross the river inside you with the cabbage and goat that are also inside you.
I hope I also have some Pepto-bismol inside me with that big conundrum!
Are there two wolves inside you?