Context: Italy is probably a cat.

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    Capt. Nately:
    You talk like a madman.

    Old man in whorehouse:
    But I live like a sane one. I was a fascist when Mussolini was on top. Now that he has been deposed, I am anti-fascist. When the Germans were here, I was fanatically pro-German. Now I’m fanatically pro-American. You’ll find no more loyal partisan in all of Italy than myself.

    Capt. Nately:
    You’re a shameful opportunist! What you don’t understand is that it’s better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

    Old man in whorehouse:
    You have it backwards. It’s better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

    Capt. Nately:
    How do you know?

    Old man in whorehouse:
    Because I am 107-years-old. How old are you?

    Capt. Nately:
    I’ll be 20 in January.

    Old man in whorehouse (with pity):
    If you live.