PugJesus@piefed.socialM to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 2 months ago"George, what the fuck are you talking about"media.piefed.socialimagemessage-square56linkfedilinkarrow-up1405arrow-down10
arrow-up1405arrow-down1image"George, what the fuck are you talking about"media.piefed.socialPugJesus@piefed.socialM to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square56linkfedilink
minus-squareRustyShackleford@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoAlright, alright, let me put the tinfoil on low heat for a second. Old Testament: Gog is the boss, Magog is his turf and crew. They roll up for a big end-times fight… and get absolutely smote. End of story. New Testament? Same names, but now it’s basically everyone and their cousin joining the rebellion. Bigger crowd, same outcome, still gets shut down. So yeah… same names, bigger scale. It’s like a sequel where the budget goes up, but the villain still loses in the last five minutes. And let’s be honest, if your battle plan keeps ending in divine smiting, maybe… workshop the strategy.
minus-squareFudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoThat’s pretty danged good. Now do it as a limerick.
minus-squarefakeman_pretendname@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoThere once was a bloke called Gog, Who thought he could be “top dog”. He fought with Israel, Where soon he did fail, Then he buggered off back to Magog.
minus-squareRustyShackleford@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoCan’t say I’ve ever been good with limericks lol. I tend to be overly descriptive.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoThere once was a leader named Gog Who ruled in the land of Magog His forces were smote Then again it was wrote And Dubya’s as dumb as a log
minus-squareRustyShackleford@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 months agoI gave it a shot, but not sure how it came out. How about this: There once was a leader named Gog Whose land, Magog, was part of the slog They attacked in the end Got smote ‘round the bend And the sequel went global, same log
minus-squareFudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoNot bad at all. Way to give it the ol’ college try.
Alright, alright, let me put the tinfoil on low heat for a second.
Old Testament: Gog is the boss, Magog is his turf and crew. They roll up for a big end-times fight… and get absolutely smote. End of story.
New Testament? Same names, but now it’s basically everyone and their cousin joining the rebellion. Bigger crowd, same outcome, still gets shut down.
So yeah… same names, bigger scale.
It’s like a sequel where the budget goes up, but the villain still loses in the last five minutes.
And let’s be honest, if your battle plan keeps ending in divine smiting, maybe… workshop the strategy.
That’s pretty danged good. Now do it as a limerick.
There once was a bloke called Gog,
Who thought he could be “top dog”.
He fought with Israel,
Where soon he did fail,
Then he buggered off back to Magog.
Nicely done.
Can’t say I’ve ever been good with limericks lol. I tend to be overly descriptive.
There once was a leader named Gog
Who ruled in the land of Magog
His forces were smote
Then again it was wrote
And Dubya’s as dumb as a log
I gave it a shot, but not sure how it came out. How about this:
There once was a leader named Gog
Whose land, Magog, was part of the slog
They attacked in the end
Got smote ‘round the bend
And the sequel went global, same log
Not bad at all. Way to give it the ol’ college try.