Yeah… so she had sex with herself

?

…and that’s pretty darn funny! Isn’t it? Come on… please

I just made a post there that people did not like. I thoght it was funny. I’m not banned though…yet

Brand new sentence right there

As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.

AI slop…py seconds

I’m with you on this. Nothing screams entitlement more than throwing uncut/unfolded boxes in the bin.

Well… I am a dad, but I haven’t met your mother in a long time, so I’m not sure if I’m your dad.

Avocado without an I.

Vasyl Petrovych Holoborodko?

It makes me think about how many country artists it takes to change a light bulb…

Six. One to change the bulb while the other five sing about how good the old one was.

I’m bliiiiind!

That’s the foreskin.

Where did you get the picture of me and my wife!?