Charles de Gaulle

May your pillow always be cold

Pugs are actually not fruits at all

I will not be sharing

This was me when Trump took office. Saved myself a lot of money over the past year. Probably won’t need laundry detergent for at least another year.

Does suck having to start buy more things now that prices have really been jacked up from tariffs

If time travel is ever invented I’d love to give a plaeolithic hunter gatherer a crunch wrap