TheAsianDonKnots

WH doesn’t deserve an employee this dedicated. I hope she went on to better things like security or setting fire to the bourgeoisie… any job that lets her throw down from time to time.

That chair redirect was amazing. You know after taking that beating she was in full time dilation.

Waffle House has raised their overall prices by 96% since 2020. Hash browns increased by 110% and coffee went from $1.80 to $3.15. At one point, they added a $0.50 cent surcharge per egg due to the shortages caused by the avian flu.

It’s easy and cheap to make breakfast at home with 50% less grease. Waffle House ain’t cheap anymore and that’s all they really had going.

Goya, the company that paid Trump to shill those shitty beans in the Oval Office. Our world has become a constant Onion headline.

That’s an ambitious perspective for a stick figure artist. I respect the effort.

Hey, man. I just got here. Chill.

You seriously underestimate my ability to invest 🤓

$20m in seed funds would be amazing.

$318 billion in 2024 off foreign transfers alone. If those [politicians] could read they’d be very upset.

#5 to invest immediately and #4 to afford 2-3 and 6-7 over time, without noticing the draw on my account. With decent yeilds on investments, I’ll be getting lots of things for “free”. Swapping bodies with a celebrity is creepy, no thanks. Marriage? Never again.