I meant faking the alert.

You could with a Garmin if you made a custom app. Probably with others too.

If you’re eating 90lb of cheese a day, there’s no shit at all

Increased bloodflow can actually drop the temperature of the limb. For instance, alcohol might make you feel warm, but due to the vasodilation you’re actually losing heat.

I’m basically a werewolf, so I guess I must have great circulation.

Which is weird because my hands and feet are always cold to the touch.

It depends on the ratio of failed to successful, really. If there are hundreds of millions of successful verifications, that’s a fairly low failure rate.

Heroes

Not me, but then again I regularly swallowed 40 robitussin gelcaps at once freshman year.

Now, I do have one pill that always gets stuck in my throat, but that’s probably because either the filler or medication absorbs fluid very quickly.

I apparently scan stuff too fast, so I get flagged multiple times while checking out. And I’m not really any faster than a cashier. That’s really only at Kroger, though